“Yes. Yes, I did. Go the blue, white and red!” he gleamed with pride.“When did you graduate?” I asked.“In 1975” He answered “Why do you ask?”“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-arsed, grey-haired, decrepit son-of-a-birch asked “Oh Really? What did you teach?”This group is compliments of a Friend of J & G.A man dies ‘in the act’ after taking Viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts.The funeral director can’t get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives with the man’s beautiful young widow. “I’m afraid that the only way to get the lid on is either to pay another $3,000 for an extra-large coffin or to amputate his member”.“Well I have no more money” states the widow “and it is against my religion for me to bury my husband in more than one piece”.The funeral director thinks about this and then comes up with a brainwave: He’ll amputate his dick and then stick it up the deceased’s. She wasn't sure why he insisted on everything having a tag of respect added to it; it wasn't as if she didn't respect him. She surely did!"Miss Kennedy, sometimes to wear spectacular clothes, you have to suffer a little. I have reason to believe she is quite content."It was clear to Kennedy, too. The girl smiled at Kennedy and Kennedy smiled back, feeling a little frumpy in her rather plain Robin Hood outfit. Then she giggled when she remembered how much she hated dresses. That one had to be a terror, with the skirts dragging the ground!The girl must spend her time away from the Faire getting the gown cleaned. True, the girl would practically have to stand on her head for anyone to see beneath the skirt, and there weren't likely to be many errant breezes blowing on places Kennedy would just as not have breezes blowing on... Kennedy decided she'd stick with Robin Hood, thank you very much! How did the girl go pee, by the way? Nope, give her practicality, any day!Mr. Glastonbury was.
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